My description is : Here to solve the world’s problems one show at a time. With a background in environmental engineering, our goal is to develop a more sustainable, sexy planet for generations to come. Shout out to our Jesus lovers. If you need a reason to go to church, you’ve come to the right place.
I like: Frozen pizza, cookie dough ice cream, deluxe bidets, cringe worthy puns, excessive amounts of groovy lighting, and cooperative board games because Danika is a sore loser which makes my asshole even sorer.
I dislike: Romantic comedies, wearing underwear, cold showers, a pissed off Dani (she’s terrifying), and bathroom stuff… But if that’s your thing, give Dani a really good joke and she might surprise you.
